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Total Medals Earned: 146 (From
25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,175 Points
A Bad Taste of Pico
Big Wet Juicy Kiss
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn
Unlocked 5/10/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Meat is Murder
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power
Unlocked 5/10/09
50 Points ???
50 Points ???
Medals Earned: 2/6 (100/225 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
Unlocked 11/28/09
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 9/20/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 9/20/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)
Chaos Faction 2
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Unlocked 5/7/10
5 Points Burn someone to a crisp
5 Points Burn someone to a crisp
Recycler
Unlocked 5/7/10
5 Points Kill someone with a dropped weapon
5 Points Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Zoned Out
Unlocked 5/7/10
5 Points Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
5 Points Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Anger Management
Unlocked 5/7/10
10 Points Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
10 Points Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Crate Expectations
Unlocked 5/7/10
10 Points Collect 20 crates in one match
10 Points Collect 20 crates in one match
In The Zone
10 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
KAPOW!
Unlocked 5/7/10
10 Points Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
10 Points Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Magic Number
Unlocked 5/7/10
10 Points Get a 3x multikill
10 Points Get a 3x multikill
Zero Gravity
Unlocked 5/7/10
10 Points Go offscreen and recover
10 Points Go offscreen and recover
4 On The Floor
Unlocked 5/7/10
25 Points Get a 4x multikill
25 Points Get a 4x multikill
Architect
Unlocked 5/7/10
25 Points Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
25 Points Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Chaos Kudos
25 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Immortal
25 Points
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Veteran
25 Points
Play 10 deathmatch games
Fantastic 5
Unlocked 5/7/10
50 Points Get a 5x multikill
50 Points Get a 5x multikill
Lift Off!
50 Points
Knock someone into space
Pacifist
50 Points
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Survivor
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Take The Plunge
50 Points
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Up And Away
50 Points
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 11/20 (165/500 points)
Communist in Space
Qvit Stalin
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated
Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points Beat the game
50 Points Beat the game
Over 9000
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Crush The Castle 2
A Freeze is Coming
5 Points
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Acidic
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
Death From Above
5 Points
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electric Boogaloo
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
5 Points Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
I'm Melting
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Jack Frost
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity!
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
5 Points Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac
Unlocked 9/3/10
5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw Like a Girl
5 Points
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
You're Doing It Wrong
5 Points
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Prohibition
Unlocked 9/3/10
10 Points Destroy 100 barrels.
10 Points Destroy 100 barrels.
Veteran Crusher
Unlocked 9/3/10
10 Points Crush all castles
10 Points Crush all castles
Golden God
Unlocked 9/3/10
25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 17/22 (115/140 points)
Crush the Castle: PP
Castle Hater
Unlocked 10/6/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher
Unlocked 10/6/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer
10 Points
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles
50 Points
Crush all castles
Gold Medalist
100 Points
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/285 points)
Da Pink Knight
TKO
Unlocked 5/12/09
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
10 Points Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses
25 Points
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart
25 Points
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin
25 Points
You Win.
CuttinOutSweets
50 Points
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls
Unlocked 5/13/09
50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack
100 Points
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (60/485 points)
Depict1
Believe Me
Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Immortal
Unlocked 9/4/10
5 Points Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
5 Points Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Truth
Unlocked 9/2/10
5 Points Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
5 Points Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Bridge
Unlocked 9/2/10
10 Points Use the button to create a bridge.
10 Points Use the button to create a bridge.
Idiot
25 Points
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Leap of Faith
Unlocked 9/4/10
25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Save Me
Unlocked 9/4/10
25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Save Us
Unlocked 9/4/10
25 Points Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
25 Points Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Trapped Forever
Unlocked 9/4/10
50 Points Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
50 Points Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Free
Unlocked 9/4/10
100 Points Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
100 Points Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Medals Earned: 9/10 (250/275 points)
Escape Pico's School
Seriously?
Unlocked 5/4/09
5 Points Why would you even bother clicking on it?
5 Points Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time
10 Points
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell?
Unlocked 5/4/09
25 Points You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
25 Points You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter
Unlocked 5/4/09
50 Points You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
50 Points You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)